As this is my first post on my new blog I wanted to come up with something deeply profound to make people think I was this highly minded being who drinks earl grey and smokes a wooden pipe by the fire in a gold trimmed dressing robe. As I'm not such a person I will instead blabber on about shit. Yep that's me, If you could only smell the amount that I spew from minute to minute I would be vastly popular with pigs and creatures that love to indulge themselves with such a smell. Maybe in the future this will be possible and instead of emails we will send esmell or stinkmail hmmm I will have to get back to you on that one...